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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't,
he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely,
he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't,
he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him,
he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET,
he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him,
he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u,
he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him,
he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him,
he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u tell him your PROBLEM,
he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't,
he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him,
u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u,
it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE,
u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his,
he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE,
u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES,
he is GENTLEMENT.

If u do WELL in your exams,
he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL,
it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him,
u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u,
u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!!!




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